So here’s the oldie from likely around 2000. I can’t remember what it was about, but I ran across it today in a notebook. Still looking to pay my rent… any help is appreciated.
Think about it. Talk about it, too. Why not just do it? Afraid? [Maybe] Of what? [Dunno] That someone's gonna Think you're crazy? [silence] That what you're thinking about Is gonna look stupid? [Maybe] Think you're gonna Get in trouble? [More silence] That you're gonna Regret it later? [I try not to have regrets.] Then you haven't lived. [I have too.] Yeah, right. And I'm the Easter Bunny.