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Starship Penguin needs your help #crowdfunding #emergency 

Captain here.

The Evil Overlords are threatening to take over the base and supply planet. Time is of the essence here. The Dilithium Hamsters are gone.

We have discovered there is an odd race of beings previously unknown to us that live here. We have offered many excess items in our possession, but they show little interest in said items.

The trip to Planet Westercon was not meant to be as draining on the Dilithium Hamsters as it was, but we are now stuck. The alien presence is disconcerting as they may be communicating with the Evil Overlords.

Sending help through the secure relay known as PayPal is possibly the best avenue currently.

Captain out.

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Creative Geek Of All Trades. Do you really need me to explain that one?